problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
