I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
