I don't usually arrange sex via text message
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There's always time for handjobs
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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