dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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