nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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