If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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