I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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