Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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