and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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