So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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