At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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