Whod you bang
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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