We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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