was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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