Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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