once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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