I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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