Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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