Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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