is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
