Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
