just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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