Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
bring money and cleavage
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
why is half of my head shaved?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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