How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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