he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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