Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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