every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They took my balls.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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