Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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