Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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