Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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