do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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