dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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