All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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