I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??