please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.