best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?