You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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