Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
