Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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