Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You surviving the open bar?
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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