there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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