Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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