I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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