she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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