i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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