Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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