these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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