If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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