Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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