Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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