I can tuck mytits in my pants
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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