He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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