yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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