I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
did you just send me my own nude
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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