Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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