Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just forgot I was standing up.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
