Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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