just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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