I wish i was in the wii world.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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