I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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