Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
